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In which our unlikely hero lands
squarely in the middle of a culture he hasn't seen in over a decade;
we learn the reason why; he meets a cute lady and a not so cute computer,
and among other things, learns that however much other things may
have changed, he will still have to wait in airports. There it was again. The soft crunch of straw under sandals. He
cringed, and then wordlessly cursed, preparing himself for another
round of the staccato questions, the slaps to the face, ice water
dashed into his eyes - and this wasn't even their definition of
torture, though it sure as hell worked for him. Then as he scooted
backwards along the floor of the small box, leaning against the
back wall as far from his pisspot as possible, the door creaked
open and a wedge of light fell across the floor of his box, a cleansing
light revealing the pathetic result of trying to cover an Earthen
floor with straw in an environment of extremes. There was a noise
and then a person he hadn't seen before stood profiled in black
in front of the light. It was, no, it couldn't be, but it looked
like… "Bring your seat backs to the upright position
and replace your tray tables."
The steady drone of the SST-2's wing engines rose an octave as
the image of a flight attendant
recited the standard landing
announcements, just as a real
one would have done years ago,
before the Supersonic Transport-2
series had halved the transatlantic
time of its historic prototype.
The resulting cacophony of
tray tables automatically being
raised and clicked into place,
briefcase laptops snapping
shut, video screens retracting,
and the infant in 23C bawling with
the change in cabin air pressure
all served to rouse 29A, a
rumpled, late middle-aged man
who had been sporadically napping
since the London-Washington
leg began and was now pulling
himself into the moment, refolding
his lanky frame into what would
pass for a semi-upright position.
As usual, the dream disappeared
around the corner of his consciousness
as he woke to the engine whines, and he again couldn't
remember who it was standing
in the doorway.
Outside the window a crystal clear view of the Washington Monument
slid smoothly by as he tried to push the sleep from his mind and
the soreness from his neck muscles. The plane touched down and
he had to start thinking of what he was going to do now that he
was "home" again.
He appeared to be in his mid-50s (assuming reasonable living).
He was dressed in what one might call "business casual" in
an open-necked pink oxford cloth shirt and a medium grey suit.
His shoes, though unpolished, were good quality soft black calf
leather, not one of the newer chemically-derived leathers that
never dulled. They were shoes that his aunt Bessie would have considered "sensible",
and for the most part, the man in them could also fit that description.
His greying hair had once been auburn shading to chestnut brown,
and the clean-shaven face was framed with a strong chin and broad
forehead. And, if one looked behind the thin frames of the tortoise-shell
sunglasses, looked closely, one might see in his steady brown eyes
an unspoken hesitancy. He began the ritual of collecting his belongings
while waiting for the wave of motion to reach his row so he could
join the other deplaning passengers and get on with his day.
For Niall Campbell, however, this was a return to the home he
left in 2011 for two years that had become 17 years, before the
war, before his capture and eventual release and before his gradual
reentry into what he now hoped he would appreciate more than ever
as "polite society". But it was and wasn't his home,
was and wasn't the USA of his life before, just plain was and wasn't.
He had tried his best to prepare for shocks and frustration, but
it had to happen in reality; no amount of discussion and Q&A
would do it for him. He had been warned to expect a changed society.
Changed just how much, he was about to find out.
17 years before, when he had left for the Middle East, his daughter
Brianna had been just 11 years
old, so Niall couldn't actually
say he now knew her. It was,
in retrospect, just one piece
of a weird puzzle that included
his own divorce, a three-month pity party, three weeks of
it gin-soaked, and to top it
all off, a "why
the hell not" agreement to the hellish posting to the panoramic
zone of the Middle East, serving
as a consultant to the parliament
of what used to be the separate
nations of Iran and Iraq. Para-Iranoia,
as the region was informally
known among the restoration contractors, had been formed,
grudgingly
on all sides, as a stabilizing
factor, from the debris left
of the second Iranian civil
war and the pieces of Iraq,
restructured after the Third Gulf War.
Niall was still surprised when he and the other four members of
his educational and economic mission were kidnapped by Jihadists,
smuggled into Pakghanistan, and held for what would become fifteen
years. Given the International protocols since the Third Global
Congress on Terrorist Acts, his country could not bargain for their
release, as that would be seen as a successful end to the lawless
act. Rather, they tried for a time through diplomacy backchannels
and not-so-covert economic pressures to persuade the kidnappers
to return the educators, but given the tumult in the United States
at the time of the kidnapping, there was little time and even less
ability to reach half-way round the world to effect the release
of political prisoners, especially, it seemed, those on the "educator" level
of the totem pole.
Niall had had very little information
and none of it had been firsthand
until today. His posting
to Pakghanistan 17 years ago and his subsequent imprisonment had
left him ignorant
of everything that was not
within sight of the valley
in which he had lived as a prisoner. From what he had learned during
his
60-plus day rehabilitation
process in London prior to
this homecoming, his release was fortunate indeed. "Damned strange ideas those
folks have over there now about money," his handler Derrin
had told him when he arrived in England. "Said it was necessary
and all, 'cause of the economic
mess, you know. I still don't quite think I understand how that
new money of theirs is supposed to
work. But it does, damn my
eyes, it bloody well does."
During the two months Niall had been in London, Derrin had damned
his eyes over everything from the food on a given day to the weather,
so Niall really didn't have a firm hold on what he was being told. "Just
be cool and take it easy," had been the refrain, "it's
still the good ole USA." But after all was said and undone
(to the best of their abilities), it was still just 60 days to
make up for 15 years - a bad trade by anyone's book.
Niall was trusting his daughter that there was room in her apartment
for him. Having someone drop in to live with her without more than
a couple of days warning would have made his wife crazy. Of course,
she wasn't really his wife any more. That was something else the
middle-east war had cost him, 17 years and his family. He hoped
it was worth it.
He'd tried to explain to his wife that he could hardly come home
in the middle of a war. She might have accepted that but when other
men rotated back and he still didn't come she'd said it was the
last straw. But that was 17 years ago. At least the government
of the province he had been in was now stable.
Okay, now to get through Security and Customs and find Brianna.
Niall checked that he still had his carry-on, his book, and his
passport. That should do it.
The huge lobby looked about the same, except for some moving sidewalk-things
and the overhead tram shuttle bubbles, which Niall thought looked
pretty cool. They didn't have those in London, and he wondered
what other differences he would find in his old hometown. What
he did note was the stylistic, proscenium-arch structures framing
each major entrance into the airport proper. He knew these to be
the latest in scanning technology, capable of accuracy far better
than the standards of the primitive devices of the late 20th century.
As Niall followed a young woman with a tight, rhythmic bottom
in a navy business suit, he noticed as they approached that the
Customs section looked pretty much the way he remembered it. The
swaying suit stopped so suddenly that he narrowly averted an embarrassing
introduction, but he managed it as they formed the end of the line
of their fellow passengers from flight TA-636 into the "returning
citizen" queue. Niall cleared his throat, and looking past
the blonde hair in front of him, said
"Excuse me, but is there
a separate line for customs, or do we stay in this one?"
The suit pivoted to show a better than average looking woman in
her twenties, wearing a ruffled white silk blouse, confirming his
conclusion about the business suit.
"This is one and then
they move us into another somewhere, I think. I've never been to
this one before," she responded, only slightly looking at
him, more or less at a space above and a half-inch to her right
of his left ear.
"Well, I declare," he said, hoping the corny joke might
crack the ice that was quickly surrounding them in the climate-controlled
terminal.
"Uh?" the young woman managed to get out through her
obvious indifference to him.
"You know. Customs? Well, 'I declare'. it's an expression," he
continued, the laugh dissolving
as suddenly as he wished he
could. "Get
back in with people," they had drilled that message into him
from the first day he had arrived
at the London Centre. "You've got a lot
to relearn, just being around
people, for starters. Hell,
man, you've barely heard any
English for a dozen years,
and seen nobody from home in
at least that long. You'll
have to relearn a lot of things,
but the most important is your
social intercourse." They
really said that. Niall imagined
the USA he had left, where
someone looks at another person,
a virtual stranger, and suggests
some "social
intercourse".
There'll always be an England.
"Oh, Customs." she slowly repeated. "Customs." If
she had been any colder she would have been on a slab in the morgue.
And the look that came with it told Niall that he was about one
half-assed comment away from… from what, he wondered? Looking
around he saw only the usual sleepy guards hanging around the scanning
area, but then decided that this venture "back in" to
socializing had reached its end.
"Thanks," he said, and instantly wondered why in the
hell he had said that? But when he looked up she was gone, through
the scans and walking-in perfect 2/4 time-to the women's lounge.
No doubt to describe the creep she had just met on-line to whoever
might listen.
He got to the Customs desk and they had him run his carry-on through
the machine.
The woman behind the counter was an attractive brunette, although
to be honest, they were all
attractive to him, as they
would be to any sighted individual,
after so many years of burkhas
and yaks. She wore a tailored
burgundy wool suit, fitting
in all the right places, as
Lew Archer might say. A patch
with an unfamiliar logo, some type
of crossed parabolas in red
and yellow, and the metallic
nameplate reading "Arden:
How May I Assist YOU?" over her heart, finished the ensemble.
"I've only got one bottle of scotch." Niall said as
he put his carryon on the counter between them.
"That's fine, sir, I'm sure," said Arden, "but
would you please step over on this mat?" There was a spongy
looking greenish mat about three feet square off to his right,
and Niall got behind the man who had preceded him through the scanner,
someone he remembered as walking up and down the aisle during much
of the time Niall had not been napping on the plane.
"What is that for, um…? Arden?" Niall asked, bloodied
but unbowed from his recent feeble flirtation. She actually was
attractive once the second look got you past the institutional
anonymity these costumes inspire.
"The mat…?" she began.
"Yes. What does it do? I mean didn't the scanner…"
"It doesn't get everything," she said, finishing the
sentence. "With this, we can scan for various contagious materials
and chemical substances not allowed in this country," she
told him, adding "and not detectable by magnetic image," with
a look that as much as said "which rock have you been living
under?" Had he noticed, she might have been surprised that
he could have told her just which rock he had literally been living
under, or in, if you count a cave as a big rock, or how he was "unaccustomed" to
being here. Ha Ha. He thought to himself, "You're a riot,
Campbell, a regular laugh-riot," as his old TV buddy Ralph
Kramden would have said.
With Niall standing on the mat, Arden ran what looked like a vintage
vacuum cleaner attachment around his waist and looked at a display
screen off to her right.
"That's fine, sir. Welcome to Washington," she said,
peremptorily resheathing the wand in a slot in the counter beside
her.
As he moved from the mat to make room for the woman behind him
- he couldn't place her from the plane - Niall asked Arden "The
scotch. How much do I owe?"
"There's no duty, sir," she responded, smiling in a
sincere way even as she looked slightly past him to the next person.
"Thanks," he said. Realizing he had nothing but the
fat roll of Euro currency in his pocket he added, "Could you
tell me where I can change some money?"
"Change some money, sir?" she queried.
"Yes. I have some Euros I'd like to convert to dollars. I
need pocket money to get around in town. I'm afraid I don't have
a penny of American money on me."
"You don't have an account, sir?" her eyebrows rising.
His answer had for one reason or another arrested her attention
enough for her to look from the woman behind him and back to Niall,
settling on him. Hmmm. What was that look for?
"An account?" He said. "What kind? Look, I've been,
uh, away for some time, and I don't know from bank numbers," he
responded with more swagger than he felt.
Why was she asking about accounts? He wondered how this had slipped
by his ReIntel team. Or maybe he should have read that brochure
on the new money they had given him. He thought back through his
memory. Finances: Brianna has power of attorney and that's all
with her, so just what is this?
For the first time since leaving what had become his comfortable
surroundings outside London, Niall had the fleeting discomfort
of not knowing. Not knowing about this account business, not knowing
about the lack of duty on Scotch, no currency exchange. What else?
He was sure that he was looking, as well as feeling, on edge, so
he glanced up at the nearest ARRIVAL/DEPARTURE monitor, hoping
to catch his breath, a little time, and maybe a clue. Before he
pulled his eyes back to the person, he noticed that whatever those
things up there were, they weren't ARR/DEP monitors. If he had
been within ten feet of a restroom he would have gone in for a
much-needed splash in the face. No such luck. All he could come
up with was Derrin's all-purpose admonition, and he played it for
what he hoped would be cool. "Why, uh, are you with a bank?" he
added, with what he thought was a wink-wink tone, if a vocal tone
could have a physical characteristic.
"No. No, Sir. You don't understand," she said, her broad
smile barely concealing a laugh that came through anyway in her
voice. Niall had the sudden sensation that he was the diversion
of the hour, a bobbleheaded doll with a goofy face. "Money
is always in an account. You have to have an account to have money,
Sir. There's no other way."
"Oh," he said relieved that he understood, even though
on second thought he wouldn't give three to five that he did. "What
kind of account? I really don't want to convert much, a thousand
Euros or so."
No sooner had Niall said this when he wondered why he had added
that bit about the amount of money. Years of cells and locked rooms
with nothing but a straw pallet on a stone (or Earthen) floor,
and a pot tend to make one Non-communicative. She - Arden - wasn't
the enemy, but hey, habits are habits. Maybe he was assimilating
faster than he thought. They had told him the drugs they had given
him would stop the unreasoning fears and sudden anger and persistent
paranoia after a time, in addition to blocking most of the memories
better forgotten. He was no longer waking up in a panic every night,
just some nights. He no longer hoarded food he didn't need. Perhaps
they knew what they were talking about. "Must send Derrin
a message of congratulations for his cerebral douches", as
he had called them, to the disdain of the men and women who had
worked so hard to make the drugs work for him, easing his transition.
But they understood. He was a corny jokester, and it was a good
sign that he cared enough to joke about stuff like that.
Speaking of which, Niall wondered if the smile he was feeling
inside showed. After, how long?
His face and demeanor spoke
more to gravity than easy humor.
His 50's had so far been kind
to him, no doubt due to his status
as an unwilling guest of the
Pakafghani warlord. He had
avoided the middle-age paunch,
that not being a problem in a life of constant
half-starvation. Give thanks
for small favors. People knew
how to handle obesity now,
as opposed to the turn of the century, when the USA was a land
of "the
larded gentry", as one of his friends in the service had commented
upon reading a pictorial history
of the time. The three-tined
fork (unfortunate image) of
reasonable diet, the rediscovery
of exercise, and the resulting social sanctioning
of obesity as a sign of misplaced
attention joined certain pharmacological
compounds to make the affliction
much less of a threat to the population than it had
been.
Well-toned at 5' 11" and back up to 155 pounds now, he was
not hard to look at. His ex-wife
Katherine had once had told
him that his ultimate appeal
was based roughly 60% on his
looks and the remaining 40%
or so on what she had discovered
about him after they met and
thus his look/discover ratio
had been 60:40. That wasn't
too bad, according to her. But
then, Niall had never heard
anyone, ever, make a reference
of that kind to someone, so
he had to take her at her word. In fact, he would not
have been surprised if she
alone had been the only one
to have such a system, which
would mean that he was the best ever,
and the worst as well, as she
would emphasize a few years
into their marriage.
"I'm sorry," Arden was continuing. "I didn't make
myself clear, uh, Mr…" she looked down at her manifest
display.
"Campbell comma Niall" he said, "TA-636 from London,
that would be."
"Yes, I see. Thank you, Mr. Campbell," Arden continued
in a sweet, clear voice. "As I was saying, I don't think you
understood what I meant just now by your account." Saying
this, she caught the eye of a grey-suited fellow team member and
inclined her head slightly in the universal "come on over".
"Susan, would you help me out here for a moment while I assist
this gentleman?"
"Sure," said Susan, who would never see the day when
she challenged Arden in the
looks department, Niall thought
to himself. Ratio 20:80, maybe.
God. Now she's got me doing
it. The mental movies you replay
during stressful times.
"…account is not what I meant," Arden was finishing
as Niall rejoined her from his reverie.
"I'm sorry," he said, brushing his hair back from his
forehead with his left hand before continuing. "Didn't catch
all of that." He sure wasn't making it easy for her to help
him. And the hell of it was that he liked her, and not just as
the first attractive woman to take anything near an interest in
him in the past, well… years? Good God, he was glad he hadn't
thought overmuch along those lines, the ease of depression being
what it was. He jerked back to reality before he lost track again
and made himself look even dumber than he must look at this moment.
He smiled and nodded.
"That's okay," she was continuing. "The account
I'm talking about is different from what you referred to. It's
not a bank account, I mean. I was talking about your money account,
your luxury account?" She glanced at him; half fearing he
would return an expression registering zero comprehension. She
wasn't disappointed.
"Please step this way for a moment."
"I have quite a lot of money," he said following her. "I
got my severance pay in Euros just last week."
"That won't do you much good here," she said. "Not
many people will accept it outside the airport. If you want to
spend money it'll be a lot easier if you put it in your account."
"OK." he said grinning. "Where do I sign?"
"Oh, you don't have to sign anything." She turned into
a small, rather austere room with a TV screen on one wall. "Just
step over here to the ID station and we will get you set in a jiffy." She
turned to her left and pointed to what looked like an eye examination
device from an optometrist's office sitting on a small table with
what looked sort of like a coffeemaker's hotplate below the TV
screen. There was no chair to sit in so Niall walked in the direction
she pointed but was looking at her rather than the blank TV.
"First tell the computer that you want an account."
"I want an account," Niall said to the eye machine.
The TV sprang to life, and
an avatar appeared.
"What is your full name?" The TV avatar asked.
Niall only twitched a little, then to the TV said "N. D.
Campbell."
"I need to have your full name, not just initials," the
avatar said. "I'll be looking over your
records and it will be easier
and quicker if I have your
full name. When I address you
in public I'll use whatever
name you like."
He noticed that Arden had left the room. Oh, well.
"All right. My full name is Niall Davitt Campbell. I was
born in Minot, North Dakota in 1970, January 6th."
"Is that Niall spelled with an 'IA'?" the avatar asked.
"Yes it is. Will that do?" Niall replied beginning to
wonder what he was getting into.
"Oh yes, that does quite nicely. Then you do want to be your
previous self and don't want to adopt a new identity" it said.
"Why would I want to be anyone other than myself?" he
asked incredulously. "What kind of runaround are you giving
me?" Niall was getting a little angry. The avatar wasn't acting
like any bank official he had
ever dealt with. In fact it
was treating him like he was
opening a secret numbered account
in Switzerland or something.
"I am giving you your freedom, sir," it said. "You
are free to have whatever name you like and present yourself as
anyone you like. But you must be known to me for your account to
work. I must be able to identify you from among almost 400 million
people. I must know you regardless of your name or your appearance.
I must be able to positively identify you or you won't be able
to use the account. Also, once you begin using the account, you
won't be able to adopt a different identity with a different account.
You get only the one account."
"Who are you, really?" Niall said beginning to feel
like the victim in some candid camera stunt.
"I am the computer that keeps track of the money accounts
and other things."
"Other things?"
"Certainly. I keep track of where you are and what you own
as well as everything connected with the money you earn."
"Wait," Niall said. "What kind of account is this?
Is it a savings account, a checking account, a certificate of deposit?"
"It's just an account, sir. There's only one kind of account.
It's the record of all the
money you have and how you
earned it," said the
smiling avatar on the screen.
"But what about this currency I have," he asked.
"That's not money here any more, Mr. Campbell. That's just
paper and metal disks. Money
now exists only in these accounts
sir, though you may be able
to trade that currency for
money if you like. Once we
set up your account I can ask
someone from the traders to
accept your paper and coins."
He could almost hear the italics when it said the word "currency."
"Wait a minute," he protested. "What if I don't
want to convert these Euros into your money?"
"That's your choice, sir. They are your property. You can
always say 'I won't'," it said.
"Damn right I can. I can say a lot more than that."
"If you wish, sir. Now if you will just look through the
eyepiece for a few seconds, sir."
"What the hell for?" He almost shouted. He was really
beginning to get mad. He could feel the all too familiar reactions
to his anxiety and paranoia kicking in.
"Sir, I already know your voice, your face and body shape,
and your manner of movement.
Now I need to get your retina
patterns, your hand prints,
and your scent."
"My scent?! What kind of crazy setup is this anyway? Are
you insane?" He must have been a little crazy himself to say
that to a computer, but he
wasn't at his best what with the jet
lag and the changes he'd been
through in the last two months.
"Sir, you don't want to limit yourself to only one form of
identification, do you? Besides, this will make any large purchases
you make much easier and quicker. It will be exceedingly difficult
for anyone to present themselves as you with all these forms of
identification."
It was trying to sound persuasive and comforting. He had to admit
that the technicians who programmed that thing were damn good.
"It also means that no matter where I go you can pick me
out of a crowd. Everywhere you have a sensor or a camera you'll
be able to know it's me. You'll know everything I do."
"That is quite true, sir. But then, that's true whether you
have an account or not."
Niall felt a chill and the hairs on the back of his neck began
to stand up. He'd read too much science fiction as a kid not to
recognize a technological big brother when he came face to face
with one. And not to mention, thank you very much, that he had
just ended over a decade of having his every move watched. Jeez.
What could he do now? His daughter and his grandchildren were
in this hellish situation. Perhaps he could get them out. He didn't
really want to take them back to Europe because the depression
there was getting pretty bad. And he could hardly expect them to
live in a Muslim country as outsiders. He really didn't know of
any place else. Maybe they could escape to Canada.
"Sir? Sir?" it said in a surprisingly worried tone. "Are
you all right, sir?"
He came partway out of his near-panic and looked reflexively
around, as if he had been caught
in a communion line with his
fly open.
"Yeah, yeah" he said. "I'm just peachy. I think
I'll just convert half of my Euros."
"Oh that's none of my business," the avatar told him. "You
can take that up with the trader.
Now if you'll just place each
hand on this plate."
He felt a sudden draft of air over each hand as it rested for
a moment on the "hotplate."
There was a knock at the door and Arden opened the door a crack
and said, "Should I bring the trader in now?"
"I'm done," the avatar said, and the TV screen faded
to black again.
"Yeah, that's OK." Niall said.
She opened the door the rest of the way, beckoned, and two guys
came into the room. One was
dressed in a really sharp suit.
He had a gold colored band on his left wrist and, of all things,
a
flower in his lapel. The other
guy was older and dressed in
a plain off-white suit with no tie, plain black shoes, and a thin
turtleneck
sweater under the coat.
The sharp-dressed guy introduced himself,
"I'm Norman Salvatore
and I have over $120,000" then he turned to the computer and
said "Please verify."
The avatar reappeared and said, "He is Norman Salvatore and
he does have over $120,000
in his account."
Niall about dropped his teeth on the floor. That stupid computer
had told him how much money
Norman had. Norman didn't turn
a hair. He just asked Niall how many Euros he had to convert.
"Did you know that the computer was going to tell me how
much money you had in your account?" Niall asked as he counted
out about half his roll of bills.
"Sure," Norman said. "How else could you be sure
you could trust me? You just arrived in the country and probably
don't know whom to trust yet. This way you know I'll get you all
the money possible for your currency."
When Niall stopped counting out bills and started to put the rest
away Norman said,
"Is that all? What about the rest? Those
Euros are really going to drop
in value if the government over there goes ahead with its stimulus
plans. You'll really do better
to convert it all. If you go
back to Europe you can always buy more Euros."
"No, I'll just convert this. I think I can get by with that
much in my account."
"Hell, you can get by with nothing in your account. But who
wants to live like a payer when you don't have to?" Then he
glanced at the other man and said "Nothin' personal."
The other guy gave a little wave and said, "It's OK. I don't
mind."
Norman, having counted the money for himself and riffled the bills
in front of the TV screen said, "I have accepted from N. D.
Campbell 4200 Euros."
Then he looked at Niall and said, "How soon do you want to
start getting paid."
"Getting paid?" Niall said.
"Getting paid for giving him the Euros," the other man,
presumably a payer, said. "What else?"
"I want it right now! When the hell did you think I wanted
it?"
"Cool down," Norman said. "Some people want to
get more for their currency and are willing to wait. It doesn't
matter to him which way you want it."
Then looking at Niall he said into his carnation,
"Jeb, I
got 4200 Euros, do we have an outbound that can use it." Then after a pause, he said,
"OK, I'll be there in a minute."
"OK, fellow, if Herbie here is on the ball you should have
your pay in about 10 minutes."
"What 'pay'? I'm converting those Euros to dollars." he
said.
Herbie, the payer guy, said,
"I pay you for providing the
Euros that Norman will sell to someone who wants Euros. That benefits
whoever that is and therefore I pay you."
"You will pay me now?"
"I'll pay you in a few minutes if what Jeb said is true," Herbie
said turning away and starting for the door following Norman.
"Well somebody had better pay me and damn soon. I'm coming
with you. You aren't getting out of my sight until I'm paid," and
Niall hustled to catch up with Herbie.
Neither guy looked like much of an athlete. Herbie especially
looked like he was about 65 and Norman was rather thin as the slick
suit made clear and only about five foot six. So Niall figured
if they tried something he could always just take his money back.
But they only went about 50 feet and turned into another office
where there was a woman dithering at the counter while the man
behind the counter made soothing noises.
"The Euros are right here, Jeb," Norman said and the
woman turned with an expression of vast relief.
"Oh, thank goodness," she sighed.
Norman counted them out on the counter on a built-in scanner and
said "What's your name ma'am?" to the woman.
"Millicent Marie Schwartz," she said firmly.
"Millicent Marie Schwartz, I have here four thousand, two
hundred Euros in currency. Do you wish to buy this currency at
a price of three thousand six hundred twenty-three dollars and
forty cents?" recited Norman.
"Yes I do," said Millicent.
"Millicent, you now own the currency which has been scanned
in the amount of 4200 Euros. I have deducted $3,623.40 from your
account," said the computer in the same voice he had heard
in the other room.
"Do you really think only 9500 Euros will be enough?" Millicent
asked Jeb.
"Ma'am, they should be plenty and you can always buy more
at the airport or any American Embassy."
"But I can't trust those people. They might steal my money."
"Ma'am, you can deposit it in a bank right there at the airport
and carry a card that will
let you pay for things from
that bank account very much
like you do here."
"But they might steal the card."
"Ma'am, they require identification before they accept the
card. You'll be just fine. If all our tourists were robbed when
they got to London you'd have heard of it on the news. That would
be a very valuable thing to know, wouldn't it?"
Norman contributed,
"You just watch what the other tourists
and business travelers do. Most of them are old hands at this.
They wouldn't keep going back if there were anything to worry about,
now would they?"
Reassured, Millicent went on her way.
While this exchange had been going on, the payer had been talking
to a handheld device about
the size of a cigarette package
in a quiet voice. He motioned
Niall over.
"Are you N. D. Campbell who gave 4200 Euros to Norman Salvatore?" he
said in a formal tone of voice
holding the computer between
himself and Niall.
"Well who the hell do you think I am? I haven't left your
side since I gave Norman that money."
"Sir, this is for the computer. It likes to verify everything
to be sure that the right person is getting credit. I'd have to
testify that I knew you to credit your account without your affirmation
on the record."
"Oh. OK. I'm N. D. Campbell and I gave 4200 Euros to Norman
Salvatore."
The avatar appeared on the device's screen and spoke up.
"Mr.
Campbell you now have $84,503.28
in your account."
"I have what?" It just sort of burst out of him.
"You have $84,503.28 in your account," the avatar obligingly
repeated.
"Where did that come from?" he said.
"Some of your assets were in stocks and bank accounts at
the transition and you had
some insurance policies. Also,
since the divorce took place
after the transition, you were
credited with half the pay
for the equity you had in your
house when your wife turned it in. You've
been getting about $150 per
month since then." The avatar seemed to be enjoying itself.
How did they program personality
into a computer?
"You mean that I'm getting rent on a house I don't own any
more? I thought that went to
my wife in the settlement," Niall
said.
"The settlement which you signed, if you don't remember it
now, was just a statement of what was to be done with the assets
you owned jointly."
Actually he had never read the thing. He was so bummed out that
he didn't care any more. That was part of why he hadn't tried harder
to come home before he'd been kidnapped. So he had just signed
the papers on the lines with the little "X" and sent
them back.
"So if I already had all that money, why did you say I didn't
have an account?"
"Sir, you didn't have an account until you requested an account.
No one is required to have an account. You don't have to use money
unless you want to. It's your choice. But just because you don't
have an account doesn't mean that we forget what you've done for
others. Once I confirmed your identity I was able to use the records
of payments to your credit to calculate how much you had been paid
over the years."
"What if I had never come back?" he asked.
"Then the records would eventually have been archived and
no one could have spent the
money." the avatar smiled.
"What if someone else had claimed to be N. D. Campbell and
asked for an account?"
"First I would have checked their personal characteristics
as I did with you. Then I would have searched the records for someone
else with those characteristics. Since each person is unique, I
could have rejected the claim if I found another account for a
person with those characteristics."
The last part seemed to be parenthetical, scripted, Niall thought,
before he was able to catch it. "The whole damn thing is scripted",
he reflected, "or at least a huge part. Must be."
The avatar continued; Niall found it creepy
and disconcerting.
"Then I
would have tried to get other
indications of identity. In
your case there are DNA records
for your wife and daughter
and with those I could have
demonstrated conclusively that
the imposter could not be you.
In an extreme case I would
have asked for the cooperation
of people who knew the real N. D. Campbell before
you left the country. I would
have requested that
they assist me to identify
you. Their memories of you
with confirmation from records
about your activities would
make it quite difficult
for an imposter. There are
some other ways which I can
use but I'd rather not go into
them now."
"Another thing," Niall said with just an edge in the
tone of aggressiveness, "what are you doing telling everyone
how much money I have in my account?"
"Oh, they couldn't understand that part of what I said. It
was sort of a mumble to them. Like this."
Niall heard a mumble of what sounded like speech but it refused
to resolve into understandable words. But Herbie laughed aloud.
"I just told Mr. Severbock a new joke that's going around.
But I focused the sounds so that only he could understand the words.
That way I can talk to you without others being able to understand.
It's quite a useful facility."
Niall had also been warned during Re-acculturation that the society
had taken leaps of great magnitude toward a computer control of
essential factors, the economic charting and bookkeeping not excluded.
As they flew over Newfoundland, he had begun to get that feeling
he had always had around computers for as long as he could remember:
wonderful adding machines and fast organizers, but a threat if
we're not careful. He was only a casual reader of science fiction,
but of those he had read so long ago, the ones with dark, gloomy
prophecies stuck with him the most. Sort of a cyber-Frankenstein
type of thing. The best example came from near the middle of the
last century, in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, where the computer
controlling the space ship actually has a personality, goes nuts,
and becomes a rogue operative, willing to do anything to avoid
its personal destruction. Just like a human being.
Sort of. Niall thought for a moment and couldn't remember if the
computer in the movie - Hal?-
had a real personality, but
that hardly mattered now, 50
years later. This humanoid
wonder speaking through the
TV screens probably has more
personality than Arden's co-worker,
he thought with less charity
than he would have liked, but
what were its motives? He just
had to watch it. His overly
fertile imagination along with
the paranoia he had acquired over
the past 15 years and his predilection
to think the worst of computers
if he thought of them at all
- were a dangerous combination
in what this country apparently
had become. He might start
thinking a computer was out
to get him. He reflected with
some hope that he actually
had not even left the airport
yet, so this might be just
a weird exception, but even
as he formed the thought in
his mind, he was doubting it.
It was in this fog of uncertainty that Niall said goodbye to Norman,
Herbie, and Jeb and went to retrieve his luggage. It was waiting
for him in the baggage claim area in a small pile under a sign
with his name flashing on it.
As he bent to pick it up a boy of about 10 ran up and said peremptorily, "What's
your name, sir?"
Caught a bit off guard by the hedged, less than friendly greeting,
Niall shot back "What's it to you, kid?"
"These bags belong to N. D. Camp Bell," he said separating
Niall's last name into two words "and if you are not N. D.
Camp Bell you can't have them."
"Well, good for you" Niall said, reaching for the larger
bag, a leather job that had seen its best days many years previous.
He got his second surprise in as many minutes as the kid leaned
in and sort of thrust himself between Niall and the bag, not assaulting
him or grabbing the bag, just making the three of them look like
a bizarre pieta, or two contestants interrupted in the middle of "Twister",
a drinking game from Niall's college days.
"Well, are you Camp Bell or not?" the kid persisted;
his head turned almost 90 degrees. Niall could see that he had
a trace of something brown at the far corner of his mouth. Peanut
butter? He was not the waif that would run up to carry your bags
for baksheesh; he was dressed modestly in clean blue jeans (Niall
knew before he had even left the country way back when that he
marked himself as an archaic by continuing the modifier 'blue'
before jeans). He had a thin sort of zip jacket, an off-red deal
with a small hood, underneath which he had on a yellow shirt with
a button down collar. Niall noticed that more quickly than he would
have otherwise had he not been in England and noticed their sartorial
preference for widespread "English" collars, no buttons
of course. For a kid who was nearly five feet tall and all of 100
pounds, he was one hell of an obstacle to the current mission.
"It's pronounced 'Cambull', kid.” He said. "You
don't pronounce the 'p' because it's silent.
"Well, are you Campbell or not?" the youth persisted.
"I am Campbell and these are my bags," he said. "If
it's any business of yours."
Wordlessly the kid pointed at the sign where his name had previously
been flashing and the screen
now read, "identity confirmed."
Relaxing against the counter the kid said,
"They are your
bags, sir and you're not taking someone else's bags by mistake.
If you'd been picking up the wrong bags I could've gotten paid
for preventing the error. So you see sir, it is a business of mine."
Damn smart mouth kid Niall thought.
"I just hate it when
they show me up that way… It takes all the fun out of being
a grouchy old man."
But Niall noted that the jacket, though in good shape, might have
been a hand-me-down, as it hung a bit loosely on the kid's shoulders
when he stood straight upright. Almost like a second wave the sense
of the kid's response washed over him. Maybe the kid really needed
the money.
Niall started to pick up his bags before moving toward the exit
and the kid pipes up again.
"May I help you carry your bags, Mr. Campbell, sir?"
Now that he had his bags he relaxed. He surprised himself at how
clingy and possessive he had been about "things" since
his return to the real world. But that, too, was supposed to mitigate
as he re-entered his old world. Or what's left of it, he mused,
thinking of the computer.
"You really do this as a business?"
"Sure. Lots of people are strangers here and don't know their
way around. I get paid to help them."
"Then you can help me. What do you think you can carry?"
"Oh, I can carry that big bag sir, I think."
So Niall handed him the big bag and the boy struggled a little
but managed to carry the bag all the way out to the line of taxicabs
waiting at the curb.
"OK kid I guess you earned your tip. Do you take Euros?"
"Euros, sir? What would I want with Euros?" he said.
"Well I'm sorry," Niall began, trying not to sound as
defensive as he felt. "But that's the only money I have on
me just now." Damn, he reflected, is everything complicated
now? "You know, baksheesh," he said.
"You're going to give me something?" he said, rather
surprised. "What for?"
"For carrying my bag. Why did you think?" Niall looked
more closely at the kid. He had looked normal before, but maybe
there was something in his eyes or something. No, he had nice brown
eyes, didn't walk like he was wired on anything, no shudders, twitches
or twinges. Still an odd damn question, Niall thought.
"Well there's a payer right over there. I was expecting him
to pay me," the boy said pointing.
There was another of those old guys in a white outfit wearing
a cool weather jacket sitting on a bench watching them with a grin
on his face.
"He pays you? What for?"
"Because I helped you, of course. Don't you know anything?" Then
he clapped his hand over his mouth and blushed and said "I'm
sorry sir, I didn't mean to insult you. It's just that everybody
knows that Payers will pay you if you do something good for someone
else. You kind of startled me, sir."
Niall laughed for the first time in several days and said,
"Well
kid I guess I really don't know as much as I should so I guess
you only told the truth. Can you also get paid for helping me get
a cab?"
"I guess so sir but it's really very easy. All you do is
get in and tell the driver where you want to go."
"What if I don't know where it is I want to go?"
"If you just got here perhaps you'd like to go to a hotel?" the
boy said after a minute. "There are lots of hotels. You can
see a listing of them over there." he said pointing to a kiosk
with several display screens. When they had passed it before, Niall
had assumed that they were ARR/DEP monitors. Second time for that
mistake, but damn it, they had to have those things somewhere!
"I really want to go to my daughter's house. Can you help
me find where that is?"
"Sure. Just tell the computer who you are it will tell you
where she is," he said confidently.
"Don't you mean it will tell me where she lives?"
"No, sir. It can tell me where my mother is whenever I ask
because it knows where her
phone is. Since she always
has the phone it knows where
she is, and can easily contact
her if I need her."
"I guess I should phone my daughter to tell her I arrived
safely. Can I do that somewhere around here?"
"Don't you have a phone, sir?" he asked, surprised.
"No, son. I just got here from a long way away where almost
nobody has a phone."
"How do they talk to their friends when they want to?"
"Well usually they just holler and their friends are close
enough to hear them. But anyway let's go try that kiosk phone."
So the boy escorted Niall over to the kiosk. There were several
of those TV screens separated
by short partitions. The boy
gestured for Niall to stand in front of one of the screens
"Hello, Mr. Campbell." The now familiar avatar greeted him from
the screen. "How may I assist
you?"
"I want to talk to my daughter." Niall stated.
The avatar smiled warmly. "That would be Brianna
P. Miller? Hold on, sir."
In a few seconds Brianna's image was looking back at him from
the screen. Her face was narrow,
hair shoulder length and dark
brown with sun bleached streaks,
her brown eyes framed by nicely
arched brows and the nose looked
a little sunburned as well.
His daughter had grown up quite
nicely he thought.
"Hello, Dad?"
"Hello, Brianna."
"Dad! Why didn't you tell me you were coming in today? We
would have met you at the airport."
"Well Brianna, I didn't want to put you to all that trouble.
"Oh, poo. It would've been a wonderful excursion for the
kids. They've never been to the airport. They'd love to see the
planes take off and land."
"Anyway, I'm here now and about to take a cab. What address
should I give the driver?"
"Just tell the computer you want to go to your daughter's
house. It will guide the taxi."
Niall was taken aback. "Does the computer know everything?"
"Well you have to pay for the cab and since you have an account
the computer knows who you
are, just like it knew who
your daughter was." And
then, with her voice dropping
an octave, she added with the
slightest concern, "Goodness
dad, isn't it obvious? I mean,
you're kidding, right?"
Hardly in the country for an hour and already two smart mouth
kids were giving him a hard time. But at least this time it was
Brianna so it was easy to take. As if reminded, Niall looked down
and sure enough, the five-foot gadfly was still there, looking
up and no doubt listening.
"Okay, honey. Yeah, I guess I'm kidding. Just the flight
and all; I'm kind of all in. Look, I'll see you as soon as I can
get there, okay?"
"Sure, Dad," she responded. "And Dad?"
"Yes honey?"
"It's really great to hear your voice. I can't wait to see
you."
A weird lump appeared in Niall's throat as Brianna said this,
and he could barely get out,
"I can't either. Love you, sweetpea," he
said, his childhood nickname
for her springing out of nowhere.
"Me, too. Bye." And she rang off.
Niall shook hands with the boy, said goodbye and thanks. The boy
was all smiles. Niall thought he must have been thinking about
how much money he would get for helping that poor old man who didn't
know the most obvious things. The boy was running toward the payer
even before Niall got the bags into the taxi. He suddenly wondered
why it never occurred to him to ask the boy what he was doing all
alone at the airport. Then Niall thought "He probably would
have asked me what I was doing all alone at the airport since I
was the one who didn't know how to do anything. Smart mouth kid."
The cab driver seemed to think Niall knew what to do so Niall
tried to maintain the illusion.
"I'm N. D. Campbell and I
want to go to my daughter's house," Niall said. The avatar
appeared on the dashboard screen, and
said "that
will be $14.22." Niall said "OK".
Since he was getting used to
the computer screens being
everywhere it was no surprise
to see a screen on the dash
of the cab. After his acceptance,
the route to Brianna's house
appeared on the screen.
The cab pulled away from the curb and into traffic. They'd gone
almost halfway to Brianna's house when he realized that there were
no potholes. It isn't something that he would have normally paid
attention to when he lived here but he had just returned from a
place where paving, even with potholes, is considered a modern
wonder. Once he noticed how smooth the ride was he remembered how
there had always seemed to be potholes every now and then. By the
time he was almost there he couldn't stifle his curiosity any further.
"Say friend, last time I was here there were potholes. How
come I don't see any on this trip? Do they keep them all in some
other part of town now?" he said using his best comedic delivery.
"Potholes? Man it's been years since we have had many potholes.
If they made the roads so they got potholes easily it'd cut their
pay quite a bit. Every time somebody fixed a pothole in a road
they'd made, that other person would start getting some of the
pay that would otherwise have gone to the original builder. And
that's not even counting the penalty for loss of use while the
potholes were fixed. You wouldn't believe how careful they are
now."
Well at least something was better. Of course they said
the trains ran on time for
Hitler, too, so it didn't mean
much to Niall. His thoughts
were rather grim as he got
out of the cab and reached
futilely for the tip that the
cabby didn't wait for and he couldn't give anyway. "Why did
they have to mess up the money?" he
growled to himself.
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