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In which our unlikely hero lands squarely in the middle of a culture he hasn't seen in over a decade; we learn the reason why; he meets a cute lady and a not so cute computer, and among other things, learns that however much other things may have changed, he will still have to wait in airports.
There it was again. The soft crunch of straw under sandals. He cringed, and
then wordlessly cursed, preparing himself for another round of the staccato
questions, the slaps to the face, ice water dashed into his eyes - and this
wasn't even their definition of torture, though it sure as hell worked for him.
Then as he scooted backwards along the floor of the small box, leaning against
the back wall as far from his pisspot as possible, the door creaked open and
a wedge of light fell across the floor of his box, a cleansing light revealing
the pathetic result of trying to cover an Earthen floor with straw in an environment
of extremes. There was a noise and then a person he hadn't seen before stood
profiled in black in front of the light. It was, no, it couldn't be, but it
looked like…
"Bring your seat backs to the upright position and replace your tray
tables."
The steady drone of the SST-2's wing engines rose an octave as the image
of the flight attendant recited the standard landing announcements, just as
she would have done years ago, before the Supersonic Transport-2 series had
halved the transatlantic time of its historic prototype. The resulting cacophony
of tray tables automatically being raised and clicked into place, briefcase
laptops snapping shut, video screens retracting, and the infant in 23C bawling
with the change in cabin air pressure all served to rouse 29A, a rumpled,
late middle-aged man who had been sporadically napping since the London-Washington
leg began and was now pulling himself into the moment, refolding his lanky
frame into what would pass for a semi-upright position. As usual, the dream
disappeared around the corner of his consciousness as he woke to the engine
whines, and he again couldn't remember who it was standing in the doorway.
Outside the window a crystal clear view of the Washington Monument slid smoothly
by as he tried to push the sleep from his mind and the soreness from his neck
muscles. The plane touched down and he had to start thinking of what he was
going to do now that he was "home" again.
He appeared to be in his mid-50s (assuming reasonable living). He was dressed
in what one might call "business casual" in an open-necked pink oxford cloth
shirt and a medium grey suit. His shoes, though unpolished, were good quality
soft black calf leather, not one of the newer chemically-derived leathers
that never dulled. They were shoes that his aunt Bessie would have considered
"sensible", and for the most part, the man in them could also fit that description.
His greying hair had once been auburn shading to chestnut brown, and the clean-shaven face was framed with a strong chin and broad forehead. And, if one
looked behind the thin frames of the tortoise-shell sunglasses, looked closely,
one might see in his steady brown eyes an unspoken hesitancy. He began the
ritual of collecting his belongings while waiting for the wave of motion to
reach his row so he could join the other deplaning passengers and get on with
his day.
For Niall Campbell, however, this was a return to the home he left in 2011
for two years that had become 17 years, before the war, before his
capture and eventual release and before his gradual reentry into what he now
hoped he would appreciate more than ever as "polite society". But it was and
wasn't his home, was and wasn't the USA of his life before, just plain was
and wasn't. He had tried his best to prepare for shocks and frustration, but
it had to happen in reality; no amount of discussion and Q&A would do
it for him. He had been warned to expect a changed society. Changed just how
much, he was about to find out.
17 years before, when he had left for the Middle East, his daughter
Brianna had been just 11 years old, so Niall couldn't actually say he now
knew her. It was, in retrospect, just one piece of a weird puzzle that included
his own divorce, a three-month pity party, three weeks of it gin-soaked, and
to top it all off, a "why the hell not" agreeing to the hellish posting to
the panoramic zone of the Middle East, serving as a consultant to the parliament
of what used to be the separate nations of Iran and Iraq. Para-Iranoia, as
the region was informally known among the restoration contractors, had been
formed, grudgingly on all sides, as a stabilizing factor, from the debris
left of the second Iranian civil war and the pieces of Iraq, restructured
after the Third Gulf War.
Niall was still surprised when he and the other four members of his educational
and economic mission were kidnapped by Jihadists, smuggled into Pakghanistan,
and held for what would become fifteen years. Given the International protocols
since the Third Global Congress on Terrorist Acts, his country could not bargain
for their release, as that would be seen as a successful end to the lawless
act. Rather, they tried for a time through diplomacy backchannels and not-so-covert
economic pressures to persuade the kidnappers to return the educators, but
given the tumult in the United States at the time of the kidnapping, there
was little time and even less ability to reach half-way round the world to
effect the release of political prisoners, especially, it seemed, those on
the "educator'" level of the totem pole.
Niall had had very little information and none of it had been firsthand
until today. His posting to Pakghanistan 17 years ago and his subsequent
imprisonment had left him ignorant of everything that was not within sight
of the valley in which he had lived as a prisoner. From what he had learned
during his 60-plus day rehabilitation process in London prior to this homecoming,
his release was fortunate indeed. "Damned strange ideas those folks have
over there now about money," his handler Derrin had told him when he
arrived in England. "Said it was necessary and all, 'cause of the economic
mess, you know. I still don't quite think I understand how that new money
of theirs is supposed to work. But it does, damn my eyes, it bloody well does."
During the two months Niall had been in London, Derrin had damned his eyes
over everything from the food on a given day to the weather, so Niall really
didn't have a firm hold on what he was being told. "Just be cool and
take it easy," had been the refrain, "it's still the good ole USA." But
after all was said and undone (to the best of their abilities), it was still
just 60 days to make up for 15 years - a bad trade by anyone's book.
Niall was trusting his daughter that there was room in her apartment for
him. Having someone drop in to live with her without more than a couple of
days warning would have made his wife crazy. Of course, she wasn't really
his wife any more. That was something else the middle-east war had cost him,
17 years and his family. He hoped it was worth it.
He'd tried to explain to his wife that he could hardly come home in the middle
of a war. She might have accepted that but when other men rotated back and
he still didn't come she'd said it was the last straw. But that was 17 years
ago. At least the government of the province he had been in was now stable.
Okay, now to get through Security and Customs and find Brianna. Niall checked
that he still had his carry-on, his book, and his passport. That should do
it.
The huge lobby looked about the same, except for some moving sidewalk-things
and the overhead tram shuttle bubbles, which Niall thought looked pretty cool.
They didn't have those in London, and he wondered what other differences he
would find in his old hometown. What he did note was the stylistic, proscenium-arch
structures framing each major entrance into the airport proper. He knew these
to be the latest in scanning technology, capable of accuracy far better than
the standards of the primitive devices of the late 20th century.
As Niall followed a young woman with a tight, rhythmic bottom in a navy business
suit, he noticed as they approached that the Customs section looked pretty
much the way he remembered it. The swaying suit stopped so suddenly that he
narrowly averted an embarrassing introduction, but he managed it as they formed
the end of the line of their fellow passengers from flight TA-636 into the
"returning citizen" queue. Niall cleared his throat, and looking past the
blonde hair in front of him, said "Excuse me, but is there a separate
line for customs, or do we stay in this one?"
The suit pivoted to show a better than average looking woman in her twenties,
wearing a ruffled white silk blouse, confirming his conclusion about the business
suit. "This is one and then they move us into another somewhere, I think.
I've never been to this one before," she responded, only slightly looking
at him, more or less at a space above and a half-inch to her right of his
left ear.
"Well, I declare," he said, hoping the corny joke might crack the
ice that was quickly surrounding them in the climate-controlled terminal.
"Uh?" the young woman managed to get out through her obvious indifference
to him.
"You know. Customs? Well, 'I declare'. it's an expression," he
continued, the laugh dissolving as suddenly as he wished he could. "Get
back in with people," they had drilled into him from the first day he
had arrived at the London Centre. "You've got a lot to relearn, just
being around people, for starters. Hell, man, you've barely heard any English
for a dozen years, and seen nobody from home in at least that long. You'll
have to relearn a lot of things, but the most important is your social intercourse." They
really said that. Niall imagined the USA he had left, where someone looks
at another person, a virtual stranger, and suggests some "social intercourse".
There'll always be an England.
"Oh, Customs." she slowly repeated. "Customs." If she
had been any colder she would have been on a slab in the morgue. And the look
that came with it told Niall that he was about one half-assed comment away
from… from what, he wondered? Looking around he saw only the usual sleepy
guards hanging around the scanning area, but then decided that this venture "back
in" to socializing had reached its end.
"Thanks," he said, and instantly wondered why in the hell he had
said that? But when he looked up she was gone, through the scans and walking-in
perfect 2/4 time-to the women's lounge. No doubt to describe the creep she
had just met on-line to whomever might listen.
He got to the Customs desk and they had him run his carry-on through the machine.
The woman behind the counter was an attractive brunette, though to be honest,
they were all attractive to him, as they would be to any sighted individual,
after burkhas and yaks. She wore a tailored burgundy wool suit, fitting in
all the right places, as Lew Archer might say. A patch with an unfamiliar
logo, some type of crossed parabolas in red and yellow, and the metallic nameplate
reading "Arden: How May I Assist YOU?" over her heart, finished the ensemble.
"I've only got one bottle of scotch." Niall said as he put his
carryon on the counter between them.
"That's fine, sir, I'm sure," said Arden, "but would you please
step over on this mat?" There was a spongy looking greenish mat about
three feet square off to his right, and Niall got behind the man who had preceded
him through the scanner, someone he remembered as walking up and down the
aisle during much of the time Niall had not been napping on the plane.
"What is that for, um… Arden?" Niall asked, bloodied but unbowed
from his recent feeble flirtation. She actually was attractive once the second
look got you past the institutional anonymity these costumes inspire.
"The mat…?" she began.
"Yes. What does it do? I mean didn't the scanner…"
"It doesn't get everything," she said, finishing the sentence. "With
this, we can scan for various contagious materials and chemical substances
not allowed in this country," she told him, adding "and not detectable
by magnetic image," with a look that as much as said "which rock have
you been living under?" Had he noticed, she might have been surprised that
he could have told her just which rock he had literally been living under,
or in, if you count a cave as a big rock, or how he was "unaccustomed" to
being here. Ha Ha. He thought to himself, "You're a riot, Campbell, a regular
laugh-riot," as his old TV buddy Ralph Kramden would have said.
With Niall standing on the mat, Arden ran what looked like a vintage vacuum
cleaner attachment around his waist and looked at a display screen off to
her right.
"That's fine, sir. Welcome to Washington," she said, peremptorily
resheathing the wand in a slot in the counter beside her.
As he moved from the mat to make room for the woman behind him - he couldn't
place her from the plane - Niall asked Arden "The scotch. How much do I owe?"
"There's no duty, sir," she responded, smiling in a sincere way
even as she looked slightly past him to the next person.
"Thanks," he said. Realizing he had nothing but the fat roll of
Euro currency in his pocket he added, "Could you tell me where I can
change some money?"
"Change some money, sir?" she queried.
"Yes. I have some Euros I'd like to convert to dollars. I need pocket
money to get around in town. I'm afraid I don't have a penny of American money
on me."
"You don't have an account, sir?" her eyebrows rising. His answer
had for one reason or another arrested her attention enough for her to look
from the woman behind him and back to Niall, settling on him. Hmmm. What was
that look for?
"An account?" He said. "What kind? Look, I've been, uh, away
for some time, and I don't know from bank numbers," he responded with
more swagger than he felt.
Why was she asking about accounts? He wondered how this had slipped by his
ReIntel team? Or maybe he should have read that brochure on the new money
they had given him. He thought back through his memory. Finances: Brianna
has power of attorney and that's all with her, so just what is this?
For the first time since leaving what had become his comfortable surroundings
outside London, Niall had the fleeting discomfort of not knowing. Not knowing
about this account business, not knowing about the lack of duty on Scotch,
no currency exchange. What else? He was sure that he was looking, as well
as feeling, on edge, so he glanced up at the nearest ARRIVAL/DEPARTURE monitor,
hoping to catch his breath, a little time, and maybe a clue. Before he pulled
his eyes back to the person, he noticed that whatever those things up there
were, they weren't ARR/DEP monitors. If he had been within ten feet of a restroom
he would have gone in for a much-needed splash in the face. No such luck.
All he could come up with was Derrin's all-purpose admonition, and he played
it for what he hoped would be cool. "Why, uh, are you with a bank?" he
added, with what he thought was a wink-wink tone, if a vocal tone could have
a physical characteristic.
"No. No, Sir. You don't understand," she said, her broad smile
barely concealing a laugh that came through anyway in her voice. Niall had
the sudden sensation that he was the diversion of the hour, a bobbleheaded
doll with a goofy face. "Money is always in an account. You have to have
an account to have money, Sir. There's no other way."
"Oh," he said relieved that he understood, even though on second
thought he wouldn't give three to five that he did. "What kind of account? I
really don't want to convert much, a thousand Euros or so."
No sooner had Niall said this when he wondered why he had added that bit
about the amount of money. Years of cells and locked rooms with nothing but
a straw pallet on a stone (or Earthen) floor, and a pot tend to make one Non-communicative.
She - Arden - wasn't the enemy, but hey, habits are habits. Maybe he was assimilating
faster than he thought. They had told him the drugs they had given him would
stop the unreasoning fears and sudden anger and persistent paranoia after
a time, in addition to blocking most of the memories better forgotten. He
was no longer waking up in a panic every night, just some nights. He no longer
hoarded food he didn't need. Perhaps they knew what they were talking about.
"Must send Derrin a message of congratulations for his cerebral douches",
as he had called them, to the disdain of the men and women who had worked
so hard to make the drugs work for him, easing his transition. But they understood.
He was a corny jokester, and it was a good sign that he cared enough to joke
about stuff like that.
Speaking of which, Niall wondered if the smile he was feeling inside showed.
After, how long? his face and demeanor spoke more to gravity than easy humor.
His 50's had so far been kind to him, no doubt due to his status as an
unwilling guest of the Pakafghani warlord. He had avoided the middle-age paunch,
that not being a problem in a life of constant half-starvation. Give thanks
for small favors. People knew how to handle obesity now, as opposed to the
turn of the century, when the USA was a land of "the larded gentry", as one
of his friends in the service had commented upon reading a pictorial history
of the time. The three-tined fork (unfortunate image) of reasonable diet,
the rediscovery of exercise, and the resulting social sanctioning of obesity
as a sign of misplaced attention joined certain pharmacological compounds
to make the affliction much less a threat to the population than it had been.
Well-toned at 5' 11" and back up to 155 pounds now he was not hard to
look at. His ex-wife Katherine once had told him that his ultimate appeal
had been based roughly 60% on his looks and the remaining 40% or so on what
she had discovered about him after they met and thus his look/discover ratio
had been 60:40. That wasn't too bad, according to her. But then, Niall had
never heard anyone, ever, make a reference of that kind to someone, so he
had to take her at her word. In fact, he would not have been surprised if
she alone had been the only one to have such a system, which would mean that
he was the best ever, and the worst as well, as she would emphasize a few
years into their marriage.
"I'm sorry," Arden was continuing. "I didn't make myself clear,
uh, Mr…" she looked down at her manifest display.
"Campbell comma Niall" he said, "TA-636 from London, that
would be."
"Yes, I see. Thank you, Mr. Campbell," Arden continued in a sweet,
clear voice. "As I was saying, I don't think you understood what I meant
just now by your account." Saying this, she caught the eye of a grey-suited
fellow team member and inclined her head slightly in the universal "come on
over".
"Susan, would you help me out here for a moment while I assist this
gentleman?"
"Sure," said Susan, who would never see the day when she challenged
Arden in the looks department, Niall thought to himself. Ratio 20:80, maybe.
God. Now she's got me doing it. The movies you replay during stressful times.
"…account is not what I meant," Arden was finishing as Niall
rejoined her from his reverie.
"I'm sorry," he said, brushing his hair back from his forehead
with his left hand before continuing. "Didn't catch all of that." He
sure wasn't making it easy for her to help him. And the hell of it was that
he liked her, and not just as the first attractive woman to take anything
near an interest in him in the past, well… years? Good God, he was glad
he hadn't thought overmuch along those lines, the ease of depression being
what it was. He jerked back to reality before he lost track again and made
himself look even dumber than he must look at this moment. He smiled and nodded.
"That's okay," she was continuing. "The account I'm talking
about is different from what you referred to. It's not a bank account, I mean.
I was talking about your money account, your luxury account?" She glanced
at him, half fearing he would return an expression registering zero comprehension.
She wasn't disappointed.
"Please step this way for a moment."
"I have quite a lot of money," he said following her. "I got
my severance pay in euros just last week."
"That won't do you much good here," she said. "Not many people
will accept it outside the airport. If you want to spend money it'll be a
lot easier if you put it in your account."
"OK." he said grinning. "Where do I sign?"
"Oh, you don't have to sign anything." She turned into a small,
rather austere room with a TV screen on one wall. "Just step over here
to the ID station and we will get you set in a jiffy." She turned to
her left and pointed to what looked like an eye examination device from an
optometrist's office sitting on a small table with what looked sort of like
a coffeemaker's hotplate below the TV screen. There was no chair to sit in
so Niall walked in the direction she pointed but was looking at her rather
than the blank TV.
"First tell the computer that you want an account."
"I want an account," Niall said to the eye machine.
"What is your full name?" The TV asked.
Niall only twitched a little, then to the TV said "N. D. Campbell."
"I need to have your full name, not just initials," the still darkened
TV said. "I'll be looking over your records and it will be easier and
quicker if I have your full name. When I address you in public I'll use whatever
name you like."
He noticed that Arden had left the room. Oh, well.
"All right. My full name is Niall Davitt Campbell. I was born in Minot, North Dakota in 1970, January 6th."
"Is that Niall spelled with an 'IA'?" the TV asked.
"Yes it is. Will that do?" Niall replied beginning to wonder what
he was getting into.
"Oh yes, that does quite nicely. Then you do want to be your previous
self and don't want to adopt a new identity" it said.
"Why would I want to be anyone other than myself?" he asked incredulously. "What
kind of runaround are you giving me?" Niall was getting a little angry.
The TV wasn't acting like any bank official he had ever dealt with. In fact
it was treating him like he was opening a secret numbered account in Switzerland
or something.
"I am giving you your freedom, sir," it said. "You are free
to have whatever name you like and present yourself as anyone you like. But
you must be known to me for your account to work. I must be able to identify
you from among almost 400 million people. I must know you regardless of your
name or your appearance. I must be able to positively identify you or you
won't be able to use the account. Also, once you begin using the account,
you won't be able to adopt a different identity with a different account.
You get only the one account."
"Who are you, really?" Niall said beginning to feel like the victim
in some candid camera stunt.
"I am the computer that keeps track of the money accounts and other
things."
"Other things?"
"Certainly. I keep track of where you are and what you own as well as
everything connected with the money you earn."
"Wait," Niall said. "What kind of account is this? Is it a
savings account, a checking account, a certificate of deposit?"
"It's just an account, sir. There's only one kind of account. It's the
record of all the money you have and how you earned it," the still blank
screen said.
"But what about this currency I have," he asked.
"That's not money to me, sir. That's just paper and metal disks. Money
exists only in these accounts sir, though you may be able to trade that currency
for money if you like. Once we set up your account I can ask someone from
the traders to accept your paper and coins."
He could almost hear the italics when it said the word "currency."
"Wait a minute," he protested. "What if I don't want to convert
these euros into your money?"
"That's your choice, sir. They are your property. You can always say
'I won't'," it said.
"Damn right I can. I can say a lot more than that."
"If you wish, sir. Now if you will just look through the eyepiece for
a few seconds, sir."
"What the hell for?" He almost shouted. He was really beginning
to get mad. He could feel the all too familiar reactions to his anxiety and
paranoia kicking in.
"Sir, I already know your voice, your face and body shape, and your
manner of movement. Now I need to get your retina patterns, your hand prints,
and your smell."
"My smell! What kind of crazy setup is this anyway? Are you insane?" He
must have been a little crazy himself to say that to a computer but he wasn't
at his best what with the jet lag and the changes he'd been through in the last
two months.
"Sir, you don't want to limit yourself to only one form of identification,
do you? Besides, this will make any large purchases you make much easier and
quicker. It will be exceedingly difficult for anyone to present themselves
as you with all these forms of identification."
It was trying to sound persuasive and comforting. He had to admit that the
technicians who programmed that thing were damn good.
"It also means that no matter where I go you can pick me out of a crowd.
Everywhere you have a sensor or a camera you'll be able to know it's me. You'll
know everything I do."
"That is quite true, sir. But then, that's true whether you have an
account or not."
Niall felt a chill and the hairs on the back of his neck began to stand up.
He'd read too much science fiction as a kid not to recognize a technological
big brother when he came face to face with one. And not to mention, thank
you very much, that he had just ended over a decade of having his every move
watched. Jeez.
What could he do now? His daughter and his grandchildren were in this hellish
situation. Perhaps he could get them out. He didn't really want to take them
back to Europe because the depression there was getting pretty bad. And he
could hardly expect them to live in a Muslim country as outsiders. He really
didn't know of any place else. Maybe they could escape to Canada.
"Sir? Sir?" it said somewhat worriedly. "Are you all right,
sir?"
He came part way out of his near panic and looked reflexively around, as
if he had been caught in a communion line with his fly open.
"Yeah, yeah" he said. "I'm just peachy. I think I'll just
convert half of my euros."
"Oh that's none of my business," the computer said. "You can
take that up with the trader. Now if you'll just place each hand on this plate."
He felt a sudden draft of air over each hand as it rested for a moment on
the "hotplate."
There was a knock at the door and Arden opened the door a crack and said, "Should
I bring the trader in now?"
"I'm done," the TV said.
"Yeah, that's OK." Niall said.
She opened the door the rest of the way, beckoned, and two guys came into
the room. One was dressed in a really sharp suit. He had a gold colored band
on his left wrist and, of all things, a flower in his lapel. The other guy
was older and dressed in a plain off white suit with no tie, plain black shoes,
and a thin turtleneck sweater under the coat.
The sharp-dressed guy introduced himself, "I'm Norman Salvatore and I have over
$120,000" then he turned to the computer and said "Please verify."
The computer said, "He is Norman Salvatore and he does have over $120,000
in his account."
Niall about dropped his teeth on the floor. That stupid computer had told
him how much money Norman had.
Norman didn't turn a hair. He just asked Niall how many euros he had to convert.
"Did you know that the computer was going to tell me how much money
you had in your account?" Niall asked as he counted out about half his
roll of bills.
"Sure," Norman said. "How else could you be sure you could
trust me? You just arrived in the country and probably don't know whom to
trust yet. This way you know I'll get you all the money possible for your
currency."
When Niall stopped counting out bills and started to put the rest away Norman
said "Is that all? What about the rest? Those euros are really going
to drop in value if the government over there goes ahead with its stimulus
plans. You'll really do better to convert it all. If you go back to Europe
you can always buy more euros."
"No, I'll just convert this. I think I can get by with that much in
my account."
"Hell, you can get by with nothing in your account. But who wants to
live like a payer when you don't have to?" Then he glanced at the other
man and said "Nothin' personal."
The other guy gave a little wave and said, "It's OK. I don't mind."
Norman, having counted the money for himself and riffled the bills in front
of the TV screen said, "I have accepted from N. D. Campbell 4200 euros."
Then he looked at Niall and said, "How soon do you want to start getting
paid."
"Getting paid?" Niall said.
"Getting paid for giving him the euros," the other man, presumably
a payer, said. "What else?"
"I want it right now! When the hell did you think I wanted it?"
"Cool down," Norman said. "Some people want to get more for
their currency and are willing to wait. It doesn't matter to him which way
you want it."
Then looking at Niall he said into his carnation, "Jeb, I got 4200
euros, do we have an outbound that can use it."
Then after a pause, he said, "OK, I'll be there in a minute."
"OK, fellow, if Herbie here is on the ball you should have your pay
in about 10 minutes."
"What 'pay'? I'm converting those euros to dollars." he said.
Herbie, the payer guy, said, "I pay you for providing the euros that
Norman will sell to someone who wants euros. That benefits whomever that is
and therefore I pay you."
"You will pay me now?"
"I'll pay you in a few minutes if what Jeb said is true," Herbie
said turning away and starting for the door following Norman.
"Well somebody had better pay me and damn soon. I'm coming with you.
You aren't getting out of my sight until I'm paid," and Niall hustled
to catch up with Herbie.
Neither guy looked like much of an athlete. Herbie especially looked like
he was about 65 and Norman was rather thin as the slick suit made clear and
only about five foot six. So Niall figured if they tried something he could
always just take his money back.
But they only went about 50 feet and turned into another office where there
was a woman dithering at the counter while the man behind the counter made
soothing noises.
"The euros are right here, Jeb," Norman said and the woman turned
with an expression of vast relief.
"Oh, thank goodness," she sighed.
Norman counted them out on the counter on a built-in scanner and said "What's
your name ma'am?" to the woman.
"Millicent Marie Schwartz," she said firmly.
"Millicent Marie Schwartz, I have here four thousand, two hundred euros
in currency. Do you wish to buy this currency at a price of three thousand
six hundred twenty-three dollars and forty cents?" recited Norman.
"Yes I do," said Millicent.
"Millicent, you now own the currency which has been scanned in the amount
of 4200 euros. I have deducted $3,623.40 from your account," said the
computer in the same voice he had heard in the other room.
"Do you really think only 9500 euros will be enough?" Millicent
asked Jeb.
"Ma'am, they should be plenty and you can always buy more at the airport
or any American Embassy."
"But I can't trust those people. They might steal my money."
Ma'am, you can deposit it in a bank right there at the airport and carry
a card that will let you pay for things from that bank account very much like
you do here."
"But they might steal the card."
"Ma'am, they require identification before they accept the card. You'll
be just fine. If all our tourists were robbed when they got to London you'd
have heard of it on the news. That would be a very valuable thing to know,
wouldn't it?"
Norman contributed, "You just watch what the other tourists and business
travelers do. Most of them are old hands at this. They wouldn't keep going
back if there were anything to worry about, now would they?"
Reassured, Millicent went on her way.
While this exchange had been going on, the payer had been talking to a small
box about the size of a cigarette package in a quiet voice. He motioned Niall
over.
"Are you N. D. Campbell who gave 4200 euros to Norman Salvatore?" he
said in a formal tone of voice holding the box between himself and Niall.
"Well who the hell do you think I am? I haven't left your side since
I gave Norman that money."
"Sir, this is for the computer. It likes to verify everything to be
sure that the right person is getting credit. I'd have to testify that I knew
you to credit your account without your affirmation on the record."
"Oh. OK. I'm N. D. Campbell and I gave 4200 euros to Norman Salvatore."
The computer spoke up, "Mr. Campbell you now have $84,503.28 in your
account."
"I have what?" It just sort of burst out of him.
"You have $84,503.28 in your account," the machine obligingly repeated.
"Where did that come from?" he said.
"Some of your assets were in stocks and bank accounts at the transition
and you had some insurance policies. Also, since the divorce took place after
the transition, you were credited with half the pay for the equity you had
in your house when your wife turned it in. You've been getting about $150
per month since then." The computer seemed to be enjoying itself. How
did they program personality into a computer?
"You mean that I'm getting rent on a house I don't own any more. I thought
that went to my wife in the settlement," Niall said.
"The settlement which you signed, if you don't remember it now, was
just a statement of what was to be done with the assets you owned jointly."
Actually he had never read the thing. He was so bummed out that he didn't
care any more. That was part of why he hadn't tried harder to come home before
he'd been kidnapped. So he had just signed the papers on the lines with the
little "X" and sent them back.
"So if I already had all that money, why did you say I didn't have an
account?"
"Sir, you didn't have an account until you requested an account. No
one is required to have an account. You don't have to use money unless you
want to. It's your choice. But just because you don't have an account doesn't
mean that we forget what you've done for others. Once I confirmed your identity
I was able to use the records of payments to your credit to calculate how
much you had been paid over the years."
"What if I had never come back?" he asked.
"Then the records would eventually have been archived and no one could
have spent the money." the machine said.
"What if someone else had claimed to be N. D. Campbell and asked for
an account?"
"First I would have checked their personal characteristics as I did
with you. Then I would have searched the records for someone else with those
characteristics. Since each person is unique, I could have rejected the claim
if I found another account for a person with those characteristics."
The last part seemed to be parenthetical, scripted, Niall thought, before
he was able to catch it. "The whole damn thing is scripted", he reflected,
"or at least a huge part. Must be."
The still blank TV was continuing, no indication that it was even on except
the voice that issued from it. Niall found it creepy and disconcerting. "Then
I would have tried to get other indications of identity. In your case there
are DNA records for your wife and daughter and with those I could have demonstrated
conclusively that the imposter could not be you. In an extreme case I would
have asked for the cooperation of people who knew the real N. D. Campbell
before you left the country. I would have requested that they assist me to
identify you. Their memories of you with confirmation from records about your
activities would make it quite difficult for an imposter. There are some other
ways which I can use but I'd rather not go into them now."
"Another thing," Niall said with just an edge in the tone of aggressiveness, "what
are you doing telling everyone how much money I have in my account?"
"Oh, they couldn't understand that part of what I said. It was sort
of a mumble to them. Like this."
Niall heard a mumble of what sounded like speech but it refused to resolve
into understandable words. But Herbie laughed aloud.
"I just told Mr. Severbock a new joke that's going around. But I focused
the sounds so that only he could understand the words. That way I can talk
to you without others being able to understand. It's quite a useful facility."
Niall had also been warned during Re-acculturation that the society had taken
leaps of great magnitude toward a computer control of essential factors, the
economic charting and bookkeeping not excluded. As they flew over Newfoundland,
he had begun to get that feeling he had always had around computers for as
long as he could remember: wonderful adding machines and fast organizers,
but a threat if we're not careful. He was only a casual reader of science
fiction, but of those he had read so long ago, the ones with dark, gloomy
prophecies stuck with him the most. Sort of a cyber-Frankenstein type of thing.
The best example came from near the middle of the last century, in the movie
2001: A Space Odyssey, where the computer controlling the space ship actually
has a personality, goes nuts, and becomes a rogue operative, willing to do
anything to avoid its personal destruction. Just like a human being.
Sort of. Niall thought for a moment and couldn't remember if the computer
in the movie - Hal?- had a real personality, but that hardly mattered now,
50 years later. This invisible wonder speaking through the TV probably
has more personality than Arden's co-worker, he thought with less charity
than he would have liked, but what were its motives? He just had to watch
it. His overly fertile imagination along with the paranoia he had acquired
over the last 15 years and his predilection to think the worst of computers
if he thought of them at all - was a dangerous combination in what this country
apparently had become. He might start thinking a computer was out to get him.
He reflected with some hope that he actually had not even left the airport
yet, so this might be just a weird exception, but even as he formed the thought
in his mind, he was doubting it.
It was in this fog of uncertainty that Niall said goodbye to Norman, Herbie,
and Jeb and went to retrieve his luggage. It was waiting for him in the baggage
claim area in a small pile under a sign with his name flashing on it.
As he bent to pick it up a boy of about 10 ran up and said peremptorily, "What's
your name, sir?"
Caught a bit off guard by the hedged, less than friendly greeting, Niall
shot back "What's it to you, kid?"
"These bags belong to N. D. Camp Bell," he said separating Niall's
last name into two words "and if you are not N. D. Camp Bell you can't
have them."
"Well, good for you" Niall said, reaching for the larger bag, a leather job
that had seen its best days many years previous. He got his second surprise
in as many minutes as the kid leaned in and sort of thrust himself between
Niall and the bag, not assaulting him or grabbing the bag, just making the
three of them look like a bizarre pieta, or two contestants interrupted in
the middle of "Twister", a drinking game from Niall's college days.
"Well, are you Camp Bell or not?" the kid persisted, his head turned almost
90 degrees. Niall could see that he had a trace of something brown at the
far corner of his mouth. Peanut butter? He was not the waif that would run
up to carry your bags for baksheesh; he was dressed modestly in clean blue
jeans (Niall knew before he had even left the country way back when that he
marked himself as an archaic by continuing the modifier 'blue' before jeans).
He had a thin sort of zip jacket, an off-red deal with a small hood, underneath
which he had on a yellow shirt with a button down collar. Niall noticed that
more quickly than he would have otherwise had he not been in England and noticed
their sartorial preference for widespread "English" collars, no buttons of
course. For a kid who was nearly five feet tall and all of 100 pounds, he was
one hell of an obstacle to the current mission.
"It's pronounced 'Cambull', kid. "he said. "You don't pronounce
the 'p' because it's silent.
"Well, are you Campbell or not?" the youth persisted.
"I am Campbell and these are my bags," he said. "If it's any
business of yours."
Wordlessly the kid pointed at the sign where his name had been flashing and
it was saying "identity confirmed."
Relaxing against the counter the kid said, "They are your bags, sir
and you're not taking someone else's bags by mistake. If you'd been picking
up the wrong bags I could've gotten paid for preventing the error. So you
see sir, it is a business of mine."
Damn smart mouth kid Niall thought. "I just hate it when they show me up
that way… It takes all the fun out of being a grouchy old man."
But Niall noted that the jacket, though in good shape, might have been a
hand-me-down, as it hung a bit loosely on the kid's shoulders when he stood
straight upright. Almost like a second wave the sense of the kid's response
washed over him. Maybe the kid really needed the money.
Niall started to pick up his bags before moving toward the exit and the kid
pipes up again.
"May I help you carry your bags, sir?"
Now that he had his bags he relaxed. He surprised himself at how clutchy
and possessive he had been about "things" since his return to the real world.
But that, too, was supposed to mitigate as he re-entered his old world. Or
what's left of it, he mused, thinking of the computer. "You really do
this as a business?"
"Sure. Lots of people are strangers here and don't know their way around.
I get paid to help them."
"Then you can help me. What do you think you can carry?"
"Oh, I can carry that big bag sir, I think."
So Niall handed him the big bag and the boy struggled a little but managed
to carry the bag all the way out to the line of taxicabs waiting at the curb.
"OK kid I guess you earned your tip. Do you take euros?"
"Euros, sir? What would I want with euros?" he said.
"Well I'm sorry," Niall began, trying not to sound as defensive
as he felt. "But that's the only money I have on me just now." Damn,
he reflected, is everything complicated now? "You know, baksheesh," he
said.
"You're going to give me something?" he said, rather surprised. "What
for?"
"For carrying my bag. Why did you think?" Niall looked more closely
at the kid. He had looked normal before, but maybe there was something in
his eyes or something. No, he had nice brown eyes, didn't walk like he was
wired on anything, no shudders, twitches or twinges. Still an odd damn question,
Niall thought.
"Well there's a payer right over there. I was expecting him to pay me," the
boy said pointing.
There was another of those old guys in a white outfit wearing a cool weather
jacket sitting on a bench watching them with a grin on his face.
"He pays you? What for?"
"Because I helped you, of course. Don't you know anything?" Then
he clapped his hand over his mouth and blushed and said "I'm sorry sir,
I didn't mean to insult you. It's just that everybody knows that Payers will
pay you if you do something good for someone else. You kind of startled me,
sir."
Niall laughed for the first time in several days and said, "Well kid
I guess I really don't know as much as I should so I guess you only told the
truth. Can you also get paid for helping me get a cab?"
"I guess so sir but it's really very easy. All you do is get in and
tell the driver where you want to go."
"What if I don't know where it is I want to go?"
"If you just got here perhaps you'd like to go to a hotel?" the
boy said after a minute. "There are lots of hotels. You can see a listing
of them over there." he said pointing to a kiosk with several display
screens. When they had passed it before, Niall had assumed that they were
ARR/DEP monitors. Second time for that mistake, but damn it, they had to have
those things somewhere!
"I really want to go to my daughter's house. Can you help me find where
that is?"
"Sure. Just tell the computer who you are and who your daughter is and
it will tell you where she is," he said confidently.
"Don't you mean it will tell me where she lives?"
"No, sir. It can tell me where my mother is whenever I ask because it
knows where her phone is. Since she always has the phone it knows where she
is."
"I guess I should phone my daughter to tell her I arrived safely. Can
I do that somewhere around here?"
"Don't you have a phone, sir?" he asked, surprised.
"No, son. I just got here from a long way away where almost nobody has
a phone."
"How do they talk to their friends when they want to?"
"Well usually they just holler and their friends are close enough to
hear them. But anyway let's go try that kiosk phone."
So the boy escorted Niall over to the kiosk. There were several of those
TV screens separated by short partitions. The boy gestured for Niall to stand
in front of one of the screens and said "tell the computer your name
and who you want to talk to."
"I'm N. D. Campbell and I want to talk to Brianna P. Miller."
The machine came right back with, "Which Brianna P. Miller, sir."
The kid stuck in "She's his daughter."
The computer said, "One moment please."
In about 10 seconds Brianna's image, or at least it looked like Niall remembered
her looking from when he had last phoned her, was looking back at him from
the screen. Her face was narrow, hair shoulder length and dark brown with
sun bleached streaks, her brown eyes framed by nicely arched brows and the
nose looked a little sunburned as well. His daughter had grown up quite nicely
he thought.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Brianna."
"Who is this?" she asked. The computer answered for Niall, "He's
your father."
"Dad! Why didn't you tell me you were coming in today? We would have
met you at the airport."
"Well Brianna, I didn't want to put you to all that trouble.
"Oh, poo. It would've been a wonderful excursion for the kids. They've
never been to the airport. They'd love to see the planes take off and land."
"Anyway, I'm here now and about to take a cab. What address should I
give the driver?"
"Just tell him you want to go to your daughter's house. He'll find it."
"He doesn't know me or you. How in the world will he be able to find
your house?"
"Well you have to pay for a cab and the computer will know who you are
and who your daughter is and it'll tell him." And then, with her voice
dropping an octave, she added with the slightest concern, "Goodness dad,
isn't it obvious? I mean, you're kidding, right?"
Hardly in the country for an hour and already two smart mouth kids were giving
him a hard time. But at least this time it was Brianna so it was easy to take.
As if reminded, Niall looked down and sure enough, the five-foot gadfly was
still there, looking up and no doubt listening.
"Okay, honey. Yeah, I guess I'm kidding. Just the flight and all; I'm
kind of all in. Look, I'll see you as soon as I can get there, okay?"
"Sure, Dad," she responded. "And Dad?"
"Yes honey?"
"It's really great to hear your voice. I can't wait to see you."
Some weird lump appeared in Niall's throat as Brianna said this, and he could
barely get out, "I can't either. Love you, sweetpea," he said, his
childhood nickname for her springing out of nowhere.
"Me, too. Bye." And she rang off.
Niall shook hands with the boy, said goodbye and thanks. The boy was all
smiles. Niall thought he must have been thinking about how much money he
would get for helping that poor old man who didn't know the most obvious
things. The boy was running toward the payer even before Niall got the bags
into the taxi. He suddenly wondered why it never occurred to him to ask
the boy what he was doing all alone at the airport. Then Niall thought "He
probably would have asked me what I was doing all alone at the airport since
I was the one who didn't know how to do anything. Smart mouth kid."
The cabby seemed to think Niall knew what to do so Niall tried to maintain
the illusion. "I'm N. D. Campbell and I want to go to my daughter's house," Niall
said. After a brief pause the cabby said "that will be $14.22." Niall
said "OK". Since he was getting used to the computer screens being
everywhere it was no surprise to see a screen on the dash of the cab with
a route laid out and the price at the top of the screen.
The cab pulled away from the curb and into traffic. They'd gone almost halfway
to Brianna's house when he realized that there were no potholes. It isn't
something that he would have normally paid attention to when he lived here
but he had just returned from a place where paving, even with potholes, is
considered a modern wonder. Once he noticed how smooth the ride was he remembered
how there had always seemed to be potholes every now and then. By the time
he was almost there he couldn't stifle his curiosity any further.
"Say friend, last time I was here there were potholes. How come I don't
see any on this trip? Do they keep them all in some other part of town now?" he
said using his best comedic delivery.
"Potholes? Man it's been years since we have had many potholes. If they
made the roads so they got potholes easily it'd cut their pay quite a bit.
Every time somebody fixed a pothole in a road they'd made, that other person
would start getting some of the pay that would otherwise have gone to the
original builder. And that's not even counting the penalty for loss of use
while the potholes were fixed. You wouldn't believe how careful they are now."
Well at least something was better. Of course they said the trains ran on
time for Hitler so it didn't mean much to Niall. His thoughts were rather
grim as he got out of the cab and reached futilely for the tip that the cabby
didn't wait for and he couldn't give anyway. "Why did they have to mess
up the money?" he growled to himself.
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